A soft, roomy hoodie made for late-night conspirators and weekend road-trippers who laugh at secrecy signs. The vintage-inspired Area 51 warning graphic sits over a "cheeky" line—“I went to Area 51 and this hoodie is NOT all I got.”—giving the piece a playful, yet thought probing, conspiracy vibe. Thick, brushed interior and a double-lined hood hold in warmth without feeling bulky. Wear it to campfires, sci‑fi conventions, or on drives on desert highways. It layers easily over tees and flannels and reads like an inside joke you want to share with friends who love oddball lore and roadside curiosities.

Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and stores small items
- Adjustable drawstring double-lined hood with color-matched cord
- Soft midweight 50/50 cotton–poly fabric with brushed interior for warmth
- Classic fit with no side seams and tear-away neck label for comfort
- Prints via DTG/DTF with optional embroidery placements on chest or wrists

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed