The Pet Stick is a real, physical novelty gift.

Every order ships with:

• A stylish printed gift box with natural bedding
• One genuine, certified Natural Wood Stick
• An Official Care & Feeding Booklet (spoiler: it eats nothing)
• Adoption Certificate.

Won't you adopt one - RIGHT NOW?

• Requires zero attention - a relationship you can't screw up.

• Doesn't chew, bark, bite or judge your life choices.

• Emotionally stable - more than your ex.

• Sustainably sourced. 100% Recyclable. 0% Drama.