⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Bought the Prop Husband Mug and a few shirts. My favorite is the Area 51 Shirt. It's soft and the perfect size. (I'm a big man.) Keep the new designs coming. Sweatshirts, and hoodies would be awesome. They're hilarious." - Cole P (Milwaukee)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The quality surprised me. This isn’t cheap novelty junk—it actually fits and feels good. I’ll be back for the hoodie drop.” – Samantha Hengst (Seattle)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Didn’t think I’d get compliments on a t-shirt, but strangers keep asking where I got it.” – Adam Allred (Phoenix)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The Grassy Knoll Lawn Care shirt got more laughs at a BBQ than my uncle’s conspiracy theories. Worth every penny.” – Merritt Cole (Denver)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Honestly, I only bought the hat as a gag… now it’s my daily driver. People crack up every time they see it.” – Harlan Price (Austin)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The Illuminati Recruit tee got me free drinks at the bar. Can’t guarantee it’ll work for everyone, but it worked for me.” – David Ricks (Nashville)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Ordered a mug for my husband, ended up ordering three more for gifts. His buddies loved them.” – Elie Jensen (Salt Lake City)